The Haole Times
THE NEWSLETTER for wannabe islanders, tax-paying haoles, and OG locals.
What You'll Get:
Real Talk → The highs, lows, and harsh truths about living in Hawaiʻi.
Spotlights → Local legends, small businesses, and community members.
What’s Happening → Our attempt at a calendar…
Culture + History → The parts we’re still trying to figure out (and usually getting corrected by an Auntie).
Fun Quizzes → Guess the location of our followers’ pics + play “Who Said It: Haole or Hawaiian?” (Warning: you will be wrong.)
Laughs → Memes that roast both Hawaiians and haoles — because we’re all ridiculous sometimes.
Why Subscribe?
We think the better question is why NOT subscribe?
Mainlander: “What are the chances of me being accepted by the island?”
Hawaiian: “About equal to Haleakalā going off this year.”
Mainlander:
